问题：关于论文，呵呵
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提问：pccs
等级：★
版块：灌水乐园(goldjohn,沧海一声笑,)
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时间：2005-11-03 22:04:20 编辑加入/取消收藏订制/取消短消息举报该贴

Thesis

Once upon a time, there was a hungry wolf wondering around a hill, looking for food. Suddenly he saw a fat rabbit sitting beside a cave, typing. He was so happy that he rushed towards the rabbit, ready to eat her off. Rabbit then said: Please wait for a minute, and eat me off after I finish typing my thesis. Wolf was so curious that he asked: What is your thesis about? The rabbit said: The title is—Rabbit Is Stronger Than Wolf. Wolf laughed out loudly and said impossible, then rabbit said: If you don’t think so, come in with me, I will show you. Wolf then followed rabbit into the cave. After a while, rabbit came out, but never did the wolf.
Rabbit kept typing her thesis, and after a few minutes, there came a fox. Just as what happened just now, before fox eating rabbit off, rabbit asked him to wait. And as the same, when fox asked about the thesis, rabbit said it was a thesis titled—Rabbit Is Stronger Than Fox. Surely fox did not believe it either, and followed rabbit into the cave too, and never came out either.
Then rabbit kept typing her thesis again, and in the course of her typing, there came a bear, a boar and a tyke, all came into the cave and never came out.
Finally, rabbit finished her thesis and then came into the cave, handing on her thesis to a lion, who was lying there, full and burping. Then the rabbit said to us audience: The title of the thesis is not import, the content of the thesis is not important either, what important as far as a thesis is concerned is who is the tutor.

回复人：laihama,▲▲▲ (从水热合成纳米材料转行搞有机合成，正在上路中。。。) 时间：2005-11-04 07:23:38 编辑	1楼
还整了个英文版呢

回复人：乐在其中,▲▲▲▲ (这世界上最美好的东西有三个：纯净的自然、疲惫的微笑、深刻的方程) 时间：2005-11-04 07:53:39 编辑	2楼
题目也翻译就好了。

回复人：ywzhongcn,▲ (南) 时间：2005-11-04 20:17:36 编辑	3楼
有中文版吗??

回复人：laiql123,▲ () 时间：2005-11-07 17:18:58 编辑	4楼
怎么都是英文的

回复人：longphy,▲ (CPU) 时间：2005-11-07 22:01:28 编辑	5楼
有德文版的么？

回复人：pccs,★ (知之为知之, 不知Google之...) 时间：2005-11-08 11:22:32 编辑	6楼
有德文版的么？～～～～～～～你来发一个，正想看看呢，呵呵

回复人：hubeiliji,▲ (天道酬勤！) 时间：2005-11-08 15:51:31 编辑

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论文
从前，有一只饿狼在山四处转悠，想找点吃的。突然发现一只肥兔正坐在洞口打字。它高兴极了，正准备冲向兔子，将它吃掉。兔子说：请稍等一下，待我打完论文，再吃掉我吧。狼忍不住好奇地问：你的论文是关于什么的？兔子说：题目是——兔子比狼强大。狼大笑着说不可能。兔子说：如果你不这么认为，那么跟我来，我会让你看到的。狼就跟着兔子进了山洞。过了一会儿，兔子出来了，可狼就再也没出来过。
兔子继续打它的论文。过了几分钟，来了一只狐狸，就像刚才发生的一样，在狐狸准备吃兔子之前，兔子要狐狸等一会儿，同样地，当狐狸问论题是什么时，兔子说题目是兔子比狐狸强大。当然，狐狸也不相信，就跟着兔子进了山洞，也一样再没出来过。兔子再继续打它的论文，在打的过程中，又来了一只熊，一只野猪和一只野狗，所有的进到山洞的都没能走出来。
最后，兔子完成了它的论文，走进山洞，将它交给狮子，狮子正躺在地上，饱饱的，打着嗝儿。接着，兔子对我们观众说：论文的题目是什么不重要，论文的内容是什么也不重要，论文真正重要的是谁是它的导师。

回复人：ywzhongcn,▲ (南) 时间：2005-11-09 16:50:28 编辑	8楼
顶

回复人：CHONN,▲ (对两性高分子化合物感兴趣) 时间：2005-12-18 21:29:06 编辑	9楼
wonderful

回复人：flychem,★ () 时间：2005-12-18 21:32:24 编辑	10楼
以前看过好多遍的。

回复人：flychem,★ () 时间：2007-09-26 12:54:39 编辑	11楼
资源不错，加0.3分

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